Presidential Campaign Kickoff Speech (fake)

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The speech I’m still waiting to hear… originally posted by me on June 14, 2015…

Though it isn’t as polished as I would like, it’s still a speech I’d very much like to hear from any candidate that is running or desires to run for president of the USA.  

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(insert pathetic peppy political music here)

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Presidential Campaign Kickoff Speech (fake)

 

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IF…and that’s a big ‘if’… I were ever to announce my candidacy for President of the USA, I would have to write a speech.   So, I thought it over the past couple days and finally came up with one that I think fits the bill.  Leave out all the “political” garbage and just get to the heart of the issue.   

well…

Actually, I’m not sure that this is what I would say, but it is something I would very much like to hear from someone who has decided to run for President.  Buuuuuttt….since we have a bunch of pathetic people who can’t write a speech that’s worth listening to, I’ll just have to do the dirty work. 

Thanks for nothing all you wannabe Presidential herd-mongers.

So without further procrastination…

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(insert pathetic peppy political music here)

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Monday Funny

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Let’s start the week off with a joke, shall we?! 

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Hot Air Balloon

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.  She shouted to him,  “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level.  You’re at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.”

She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be a Republican.”

“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost.  Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”

The man smiled and responded, “You must be a Democrat.”

“I am,” replied the balloonist. “How did you know?”

“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you are going.  You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air.  You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem.  You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault.”

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Political jokes are pathetic. 

Have a pathetic Monday!

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