My grandpappy used to tell me that people are like cattle grazing in the pasture. They all start out in one area of the pasture, and then one of them will mosey over to another plot of land and start grazing. Eventually a couple more will follow and then a few more, until the majority of the herd has moved to the new spot…save one or two strays.
It amazes me how so many of you are followers.
You’re pathetic. Seriously! Look at you!!! LOOK AT YOU!!!
You join social media and you start following someone. You follow people in your car. You follow people on the sidewalk. You follow people in line at the checkout counter. And then…you start a blog and start following others to read the garbage they write.
What the hell is wrong with you people!?!?
Therefore, I refuse to follow your blog. If you follow this one, that’s up to you…but I won’t follow yours. I refuse to be like the rest of the herd. Won’t do it.
So, if you’re wondering what irtfyblog stands for, just repeat after me: “I Refuse To Follow Your Blog.” (wow…if you just repeated that, you’re such a follower.)