Fortune Cookies

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Something that bothers me about fortune cookies is that they aren’t “fortune” cookies anymore, they are “Advice Cookies”.   Below are a few examples of what I’m talking about…

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These are not fortunes! 

If I’m not mistaken, a fortune is telling someone what will happen in the future such as…

“You win lottery in next life.” 

“Children will come and be bane of your existence.”

“Boss hate your next proposal.” 

“You will lose hair during next wash.”

“Spouse will knee groin. Many pains come.” 

“New husband lack sense and make you very poor.”

“You will experience a very pathetic event in the near future.”

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Maybe I should start my own fortune cookie business because it’s clear that the Advice Cookies they put out today are pathetic. 

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