ChatGPT – how to feed 5000 people with only two fish and five loaves of bread


The Problem:

I need to feed 5000 people and I only have two fish and five loaves of bread, how do I make this work?

CHATGPT’s Solution:

Feeding 5000 people with only two fish and five loaves of bread may seem like an impossible task, but there is a solution that draws upon a well-known biblical story.

First, gather the crowd into groups of manageable sizes. This will make the distribution process more organized.

Let’s assume there are 100 groups of 50 people each.  

Next, take one fish and one loaf of bread and divide it into smaller portions. Each loaf can be cut into 10 equal pieces, while each fish can be divided into 25 portions. 

Now, distribute these portions to each group.

Give each group one piece of bread and two portions of fish. This way, each group will receive 20 pieces of bread and 50 portions of fish.

As you go from group to group, ensure that everyone is receiving their share and that the portions are distributed fairly. Encourage people to share and make sure everyone gets enough to eat. 

Through this method, by dividing the two fish and five loaves of bread into smaller portions, you will be able to provide sustenance for all 5000 people.

It may seem miraculous, but the power of sharing and the willingness of people to divide what they have can accomplish great things. 

Remember, this solution is inspired by the biblical story of the feeding of the 5000, which illustrates the power of compassion, sharing, and the belief that even the smallest resources can be multiplied when used for the benefit of others.

Sadly, ChatGPT doesn’t take into account that the biblical story where Jesus feeds the 5000 also had twelve baskets with fragments from the five barley loaves which were left over by those who had eaten.

If you’re interested in reading the story, it is found in the book of John, chapter six in the Bible.

4 thoughts on “ChatGPT – how to feed 5000 people with only two fish and five loaves of bread

  1. This sounds more like the “miracle” of socialism which can sometimes sound similar to some of the things Jesus taught, but no cigar. Where Jesus fed the 5000 with a few fishes and loaves, socialism has 5000 fishes and loaves and can’t even seem to feed 10 people with it. We have evidence of this truth in Seattle, they somehow managed to spend 50 grand per person to “house the homeless,” and somehow managed house no one. In fact, we even figured out how to make more people homeless!

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    • thanks for the comment, IB. 🙂

      Ah, Socialism. The experimental government that never seems to learn from its many past mistakes and failures. Why is there always a generation that thinks and believes they can make it work?

      I think the agenda of the new Chatbot Artificial intelligence creators is to continue brainwashing as many people as it can without them knowing about it. It’s basically an extension of the public school system and mass media.

      Speaking of socialism, I recently had a conversation with a young man at work who tried to “enlighten” me on how true Communism mixed with democracy is the bestest, most wonderful and perfect government in the entire world!!!

      But me being me, I had to remind him that as long as humans are involved in any form of government, there will never be a “perfect” government. I also had to help him understand that Communism and Socialism are led by snake oil salesmen who only want one thing . . . Power . . . and as long as they have willing people to buy their fake cure, they will always possess the powerless and influence the naive.

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