Mountains Out of Molehills

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Work has become a bit more stressful for some in my little basement of doom and gloom because the powers (that be dumber than a monkey with its hand stuck in a jar) have decided that all employees need to fill out a “survey” that will be used to compile data which should reveal how much time said employees actually work in our office.  

On the surface it appears very innocent, but everyone in my office (sans the writer of this blog) is all in a panic because they are doing what typical worrywarts do…making mountains out of molehills.  

The scuttlebutt going around the office is that upper mis-management is having employees complete the survey so they can decide who will win the coveted “Pink Slip of Rejection” but that’s a pathetic piece of gossip that has everyone in the office running around chanting the proverbial Chicken Little mantra.  

However, if sounder minds would actually prevail, my co-workers would understand that a company does this every now and then for a lot of different reasons.  It could be for budgetary reasons, auditing reasons, change of management reasons or even a manager has a wild hair up the you-know-what reason.  However, the cattle in this pathetic wonderful world of worry don’t (or should I say, won’t) stop creating undo stress and strain regarding this whole mess.  

Pathetic as it may seem, it’s actually been blown out of proportion by some managers who have created dread in their teams by insisting that upper managers want to fire the whole lot of us.  

Oddly, many of these same bottom-dweller managers are having numerous meetings with their “teams” regarding this survey, and have spent countless hours trying to decide how best to answer each individual category.  

Specifically, one “team” has met for a little over five hours hoping to alleviate the panic attacks created by the pathetic rumor-swilling managers around our office.  

Personally, I’ve always believed that if you’re not doing your job, then you have something to worry about; so maybe that’s why all these Chicken Little’s have their panties all in a bunch because…and quite pathetically…they don’t seem to comprehend that spending so much time trying to figure out how to complete a survey is actually keeping them from doing the very work they should be focusing on and this may very well bite them in the proverbial “wazoo”.  

It’s really pathetic how neither the managers nor the employees can figure that out, and I think it says a lot about how negative the leadership is in our office. 

Ironically, I took the survey and it took all of fifteen minutes which left me plenty of time to write this blog post while all the other “teams” were having another meeting to discuss how to fill it out.   

 After all…it was just a pathetic survey.     

Blowing things out of proportion or making mountains out of molehills is quite pathetic.  

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Open Request to Anyone in Journalism

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I know that many of you in the media, both national and local, believe that you have a responsibility to warn people about threats and to pass on stories to the general public about crimes committed.  However, your voice fluctuations create panic in those who are weak minded and lack any common sense.  

But I’ve mentioned that before and you continue to ignore me, so today I would like to offer some advice and to let you know that asking stupid questions really doesn’t make you look intelligent.  It makes you look as pathetic as the people you’re interviewing.

For instance, when you arrive in a state like say, Oklahoma or Kansas where tornadoes happen every spring, and then you decided to interview someone who’s lived in Tornado Alley for over 60 years; might I suggest NOT asking them repeatedly, “Why don’t you move?”

Or when standing in front of a group of onlookers who, along with you, just arrived on the scene and clearly have NO CLUE about what happened, don’t turn and ask them, “How do you feel while looking at this scene?” because honestly, other than you, no one cares how that person feels.

And pathetically last but not pathetically least while reporting on the devastation after a natural disaster, please…Please…PLEASE don’t ask someone who just lost everything they own if they can, “…find the strength to carry on.” 

I know that many of you in the journalistic media have this idea that you’re important, but the truth is … you’re not.  Therefore, I have a message for you…

Just Stop It!   

Please…STOP IT! 

STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT! 

I really can’t stress that enough…

STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT! STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT! STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!  STOP IT!

I really hope you understand that I can’t watch or read your work until you stop it. 

I know you don’t care, but that’s part of the problem, maybe you should seek help for that.  

Your entire industry is pathetic.   If I had a video blog, I’d read this letter to you the way that you and your peers deliver what you call “news” and believe me…it would be just as pathetic.