Here’s a pathetic tidbit that I for one didn’t expect to read.
I happened upon a pathetic report on Newsmax, stating that Hillarity Clinton “couldn’t stop crying” once she learned of her loss to Donald “asshat” Trump on Tuesday.
Here’s the condensed version:
“Best-selling conservative author Ed Klein told Newsmax TV on Wednesday that he heard from a close friend of Hillary Clinton that she “couldn’t stop crying” after learning of her loss to Donald Trump on Tuesday night.
“About 6:30 Wednesday morning she called an old friend. She was crying . . . inconsolably. She just couldn’t stop crying. It was even hard to understand what she was saying, she was crying so hard.”
“Eventually,” he continued, “her friend said she could make out that she was blaming James Comey for her loss and the President of the United States for not doing enough.”
Boy howdy did I have her pictured all wrong!
Personally, that night I pictured her pouring a shot of whiskey, lighting up a Cuban cigar and asking one of her lackeys to rub her feet and shoulders while she slowly slipped away into whatever pathetic nightmarish world she can summon.
Someone really should have told her that there’s no crying in politics.
And what’s even more pathetic is that in the midst of that crying she apparently blamed everyone else but herself for the loss.
The fact that Hillary didn’t (or doesn’t) consider that she has only herself to blame for losing to an Ass-hat is really pathetic, and kinda makes me think even less of her than I already do.
Disclaimer: I question the validity of the Newsmax story, but for the sake of humor I went ahead and posted this.