Halloween One-liners


364 days a year people dress like they’re auditioning for a freak show and call it “normal”, then Halloween comes and they dress like normal people and call it a “costume”.

I wanted to dress up like a scary creepy clown this year for Halloween but couldn’t decide which costume would be scarier, Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton.

Halloween is the only time of year where complete strangers can legally use sweets to entice kids to come to their house.  

People in Iowa witnessed a large, orange head rising up from a pumpkin patch.  Many thought it might actually be the Great Pumpkin, but were disappointed when it turned out to be Donald Trump. 

Some guy dressed up as a Pokemon for Halloween and immediately thousands of people were disappointed because they couldn’t catch him with their cellphones.  


Have a pathetic Halloween!  




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Herd Mooings

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