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There’s a new trend in modeling where models are encouraged to put their hands over their head and show off their armpits. (see inserted pictures for reference)
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I’m not sure who exactly thinks that the armpit is “sexy”, but I have news for them…
It’s not.
It’s an Armpit.
There’s nothing sexy about an armpit.
Hairy, shaved, covered in chocolate, strawberries and whipped cream…the armpit is not sexy. It’s a part of the body we all find pathetic because it causes undo stress from over-active sweat glands. By nature and if left unchecked, it has odors that are not pleasant by any stretch of the imagination. The armpit is not sexy, and yet…there are photographers out there that want to show off the armpit as though it’s sexy and alluring (did I spell that correctly?…A .. L .. L .. U ? ? ? .. whatever…) but it’s not.
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Personally, I believe the reason for the current upswing in armpitography is because photographers are running out of parts of the female anatomy to sensualize. They started with the face, then moved on to breasts and when those were blown out of proportion (literally) they moved on to legs, then the lower small of the back, then the belly button area and now…the armpit.
What’s next? The big toe? The wrist? Maybe the small intestine?
Get over the fascination with the armpits, people! Because thinking the armpit is somehow “sexy” is pathetic!!
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Until just now I never noticed this trend, thanks for pointing it out, I will probably notice armpits in every picture I look at from now on.
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Haha
dat is very interesting topic!
yeah! Never thought abt…
Well written . I loved reading ur posts. Quite interesting
gd mornin to u ; ))
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Well, good morning to you as well and thank you!
You’ll find that I don’t always write about “normal” stuff…just pathetic stuff…as that is the basis for my blog. 🙂
thanks for the comment and the follow. 🙂
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Oh I don’t know…maybe with whipped cream…and a cherry on top?
Lol.
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NO! lol.
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Couldn’t have said it better myself! Not that I’m looking….
Elouise
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🙂 thanks! and I wasn’t looking either, until I saw a bunch of pictures on a search I was doing and realized that armpits were the “in” thing.
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Lol!!!
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🙂
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To each his own. Who knows maybe there are hoards of people hanker to see an armpit????
Leslie
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oh, Leslie…let’s hope not. 😉 lol.
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I can’t see much in it myself, but who is to know?
Leslie
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true. 🙂
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“Show me that fleshy ankle, m’lady!”
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So it’s the ankle for you, is it? chuckle
Leslie
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🙂
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Ha! If you want to get really vile, there was a trend being passed around on facebook where women stopped shaving and actually dyed their armpit hair green. It was extra special pathetic, a bit frightening really.
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ewwwww….that’s really pathetic and a bit weirder than normal. I’m so glad that I’m not on FB anymore so I avoided that phase. 🙂
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Oh, dyeing armpit hair wasn’t exclusive to Facebook… Apparently no longer popular, but feminism can be really colorful sometimes. 😉
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if by “feminism” you mean ridiculous…then okay!
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Another blog post that made me laugh…wonderful piece!
And just for the record, I had a guy write me on bodybuilding.com…he told me I had very sexy armpits!! I swear!
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Thank you and ummm……what? seriously? LOL. that’s just weird.
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Yep! Really happened….and it is weird…
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I think I speak for all men every where when I say… I am sooo sorry that happened. It really paints men in a weird and pathetic light. 🙂 lol
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This reminds me of an old Love Boat episode…or at least I think it was Love Boat: Young courting couple, girl always wears gloves. I mean ALWAYS. She’s willing to do anything and everything he wants EXCEPT she refuses to take off the gloves. She says she’s saving that for her wedding night! It drives him crazy and the rest is predictable. They’re just hands after all, but keeping the mystery made them seem so attractive.
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LOL! I don’t remember that episode of Love Boat, but that’s a great example.
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Might have been Fantasy Island come to think of it.
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hahaha…either way, it’s been awhile since I watched either of those shows.
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Yeah, after I commented I realized how much I was dating myself. Oh well.
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This was too funny! Oh and I discovered a new pathetic word armpitography……I will use it as often as I can for no good reason….lol!
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lol. yeah, I made that up but it’s like pornography only with armpits.
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Thanks for your like of my post: “Names Of God – Jehovah.” You are very kind.
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🙂
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Thank you.
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Oh please don’t let them start on feet. I hate feet. Especially men’s feet. Feet are not sexy. AT ALL.
As for armpits, yeah, they are the pitz. 🙂
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lol. 🙂
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