I’m a liar.
Just thought I should share that little tidbit of information. Along with the fact that I’m also the most horrible man who’s ever lived, the stupidest man on the face of the earth, a jerk, a moron, a pain in the ass and not worthy of any woman.
I know this to be true because it’s been told to me YET again by the world’s spokesperson for all things that are of the female gender.
It’s nice, really…because now I can tell you all exactly what I think of you…
Just want to let you women know…your gender is the most unreliable, most pathetic, most hurtful, most heinous, most contentious, most condescending, most hurtful, most hateful, most vexing, most negligent, most unholy, most untruthful, mean-spirited gender in the world.
And I mean that with all my heart.
I wish God would have never created your gender because life would have been so much easier without you around.
You’re all pathetic.