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The search terms that are being used to reach my blog are getting weirder by the minute…take a look at these:
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Grandpa Dating Young Woman Blog
Umm…really?
Cattle Related Blogs & Udders
I mention cattle on my blog quite a bit so this I understand.
WordPress Impersonate
Definition of “Impersonate”: “pretend to be (another person) as entertainment or in order to deceive someone.”
I don’t believe I’m pretending to be WordPress, and I’m not trying to be entertaining or to deceive anyone with my rants.
I only speak what I know to be funny…(sometimes not so funny)…
and pathetic.
Dirty and Messy
Just call me Pig Pen!
Thumper Dating Site
Really not sure why people searching for a fetish dating site would be led to my blog, but they were.
Getting Karma You Don’t Deserve
Hate to tell you this but when karma hits, you more than likely deserved it.
Quotes For all the Pathetic & Quotes for pathetic people
I really wish I had quotes for all the pathetic people in the world. Maybe I’ll have to work on that list.
Bouncing Out of Top Udders
I’m beginning to wonder if I need to change the overall theme of my blog…
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Karma you don’t deserve. Hmmmm….made me laugh
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lol. I know, right?!
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I don’t think anyone has found my blog through google search. How do I find out?
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Oh, I’m sure they have…
If you’re using a computer, from your reader window click on “my site” in the upper left corner.
Once the view changes, you should see “insights, days, weeks, months, years” at the top of the page. Click on “years”.
scroll down the page until you see “search terms” and at the bottom of the search terms list click on “view all”.
If you don’t see the “search terms” option then your blog hasn’t been found by anyone on a search engine. 🙂
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Found it although it’s pretty pathetic. I have 6 unknown search terms.
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haha…Do you have any others than just the unknowns?
I think everyone has a few unknown search terms as well, and I wish I could see the ones that led people to my site because I bet they are really pathetic.
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Nope. Just unknowns.
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I’m sorry. 😐
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It’s ok. I’ll live 😄
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I’m glad. I’d miss you if you were gone.
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How funny…….I think we will never understand how search engines “think”……not even sure I want to!
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The oddest search term I ever had was somebody searched, “Joel Osteen Daily Devotionals,” and found me instead. Imagine their surprise! Oh, the irony of it all.
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HAHAHAHA! I’m pretty sure that will never happen on my blog.
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I would have said the same thing, until it did! I wrote two posts about him once, but that is it.
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Why do they do that? xD My search terms, “Akancha writing style.” Seriously, they couldn’t bother getting at least half my name right?
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I don’t know…it’s a google thing.
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They can’t call you boring.
Leslie
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true
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