Starting an Uproar


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As a Caucasian man, I take pride in my ethnicity and what we’ve accomplished over the years. 

Without my people being war mongers, colonizers and industrialists we wouldn’t have furnaces or air conditioners in our homes, clean running water to drink, formal education, cars to drive or enough food to fill your tables everyday for the rest of your life. 

And lest I forget to mention…

Clothing manufacturers, flushing toilets, casinos, gold and silver jewelry, air and sea travel, shoes, televisions, radios, video games, curling irons, hair dryers, insect repellant, headphones, printers and copiers, clean and proper healthcare, vitamins, pain relievers, organized religion and to top off the list…

the computer you’re reading this post from.  

It’s pathetic that President Obama doesn’t take more pride in being half-Caucasian considering everything that our people have accomplished over the years. And quite honestly, if it weren’t for the past Caucasians who helped make the USA what is it today, Obama wouldn’t have a country to be President of.

So…

If you’re of the pathetic Caucasian ethnicity, be thankful and proud of your heritage because without us, everyone in the Modernized world would still be living in a thatched hut.

And if you don’t happen to be a part of the pathetic Caucasian ethnicity but you’re enjoying all the amenities of living a modernized life…

You’re welcome. 

 

sheldon

 

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