Protesting Your Protest

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I would like to protest that I don’t think your protest is very protesting. 

It’s actually a very pathetic protest at that, and needs to be protested for being a waste of an opportunity to protest. 

Also, your protest makes no sense to the senseless who don’t understand what you’re protesting about, so surly you could try making a mountain out of a molehill more clearly by stating that purpose in your signs and banners, because no one gets it. 

Furthermore, protesting a protest is very difficult to do when you haven’t allowed us to understand the cause that you’re protesting, so if it’s not too much trouble, could you please yell louder and cry a little harder.  It would be a big help. 

Thank you.  

Protesting is pathetic. 

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