After a long week at my very exhausting workplace, nothing makes me feel better than for me to head home, order a pizza, plop down on my couch, turn on Netflix streaming and watch mindless episodes of television shows I’ve already seen.
Yeah…my life isn’t ‘somewhat’ pathetic, it IS pathetic.
With that being said, most of you are probably aware that all ten seasons of Friends are now streaming on Netflix; and if you didn’t know that, you do now.
So this past weekend, as I watched the first 30 episodes combined between season’s one and two, a couple things occurred to me .
First, I hadn’t showered in two days; and second, if the character Michael Scott from ‘The Office’ were on the show, he would have been in comedy heaven.
If you’re doubting my humoristic abilities to find the funny in life, I have complied a list of phrases taken from only THREE (3) episodes of Friends for your reading and entertainment pleasure. — I know…it’s pathetic — As you read them, think of Monica, Chandler, Ross, Rachel and Phoebe saying each line and then Joey with that devious smile utter the phrase, “That’s what she said”.
Hey, this is really, really huge.
No, It’s really tiny, small and miniature.
It opens so easily.
The softer, the better.
I didn’t know you had another level.
I’ll be good, I promise.
Can’t do it, can ya?
It was really hard for me.
I just had a pulled pork sandwich.
What’s bigger than huge?
You have to really want to see it.
Maybe you’d like to do mine.
I’m incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak.
Sorry I was late.
You won’t feel a thing.
Why don’t you come on in.
Was that too much pressure for you?
You won’t even taste it?
So, you just happened to leave it in there.
Would you like a juice box?
For a second there I was like, whooooa!
Stop with the broom, I’m not making any noise.
That’s strange, I can still sense his presence in the building.
I’d call that excessive.
My gosh, that’s a big head.
Enjoy the gentle comedy.
Whip it out! Whip it out!
You told me it was a nubbin.
What happens if you flick it?
Does it do anything special?
Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.
Can you hold this for a second?
You know, it still smells like monkey in there.
Did you ever figure out what that thing is for?
By the way, this didn’t seem so dorky out in the hall.
I’m not in a real “Hootie” place right now.
Do we always have to do everything together?
That would be the work of a blowfish.
Again, these were taken from only three episodes of Friends.
Combining Friends with “That’s what she said” jokes is pathetic.
(but you have to admit…it’s hysterical.)