The Friday Crush


I have a crush on a woman who comes into my home on a regular basis.

I’m not sure why…I don’t even know this woman.  She’s just a person that comes in and out of my life from time to time. 

What stinks is that I only get to see her for a few seconds at a time while she does her job.

She’s really cute.  

About 5’3″, curvy.

Soft, milky white skin. 

Pretty smile, funny and ever so clever.  

…  sigh  … 

Just the thought of her makes me all soft on the inside.  

The first time she came into my home, I was doing laundry and she took me by surprise.  I didn’t expect her to sweep me off my feet the way she did.  It was subtle…but ever so strong.  I could sense immediately that we had a connection. 

I mean a REAL connection.  It was unlike anything I’ve ever experienced before with any woman.

I don’t know if she felt it, but I certainly did.  …   It was immediate!  

…   yeah  …

…  i-m-m-e-d-i-a-t-e  ..(drifts off into fantasy land)

Since then, she’s been coming into my home repeatedly for the past couple of years, and I’m just so enamored by her that I have a difficult time focusing on anything else when she shows up. 

And no…she doesn’t know how I feel.  

I’ve tried to tell her   …but…   she just ignores me when I try to communicate with her.  It’s really pathetic…

kind of sad really…

Just so sad.  /lowers head\

Did I happen to mention that she’s really cute!?  If not, let me tell you that she’s really cute.  

I mean…..reallyREALLY  cute.  

I have a picture of her…

here….let me show you what she looks like:


I don’t remember when that photo was taken, but can you see what I mean?!  

I told you she was cute.  …  Isn’t she cute? 

What am I saying??   She’s Adorable!  

I have a few more pictures…

Here…let me show you…




This next one is my favorite because it shows her in uniform.  I’m pretty sure she was at the food court when I took this…


I’m just so proud of her. 

So accomplished.  So pretty.

She wants to be a full-fledged actress…and I really hope she makes it.  She’s so talented!  If you don’t believe me, just watch these video’s of her and see for yourself.

Video 1 – Let’s Talk About Something More Interesting

Video 2 – How to chop a coconut

hahaha….she’s so clever and funny!  Don’t you just love her?  

hahaha…. I do! 

Oh, but not in a creepy sort of way…   more like a ‘I want to hug you until you’re tired of me hugging you’ sort of way. 


People who have a creepy stalker crush on Milana Vayntrub are pathetic!


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Herd Mooings

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