Fat People


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Fat people are the worst. 

They take up way more space in the grocery isle than they should. They eat too much.  They often give off weird odors.  They have a tendency to look sloppy in their appearance. 

They often give off weird odors.  They’re lazy.  They seem to like getting close to others for some reason. 

They often give off weird odors.  They sit next to you at a sporting event and steal the arm rest, because their arms are too damn big and their body is too damn wide to keep said ‘arms’ in their own personal space. 

They breathe heavy and most of the time it smells like the last four meals they ate.  And worst of all…they often give off weird odors. 

I wish a law would be created to stop people from being fat.  If you’re over a certain weight, you’d have to be on a strict diet and exercise routine called, The Military! 

That’s right.  All fat people would have to enlist and go through basic training to get back into shape.  And after they were trim and fit again, they could go back to civilian life; but they would be placed on a government watch list to make sure they never got fat again. 

yeah.  that’s a good plan.

Fat people are pathetic

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Herd Mooings

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